Episode 2──Johnny and the Legendary Fart Bread


■ Johnny and the Legend of the Fart Bread

Months after Johnny Jenkins rebuilt the bakery and became the town’s hero,

BIKER’S BREAD was booming, pushing new ideas one after another.

Once feared across state lines, the riders now loved fresh-baked bread and played with the town’s kids.

One day, while Johnny was watching the bread rise, his biker crew stormed in:

“Hey Johnny! Remember the old days?
The ‘legendary fart’ incident!”

Johnny froze for a second—
Yeah, there was one humiliating but now hilarious story he’d never forget.

■ The Most Aromatic Title

Back when Johnny was still a rookie in Iron Blaze,
he was about to show off his latest custom paint job at a big crew meet.

“Check out these flames, ain’t they sick?”

But just then—louder than any engine rev—came a sound:

“"Pfffffft... BWAAAHHHHHHH!!! Pat-pat-pat-pat!" 

It was Johnny’s fart.

The crew exploded laughing, some rolling on the ground crying.

“That guy doesn’t just blow up his bike, he blows up his own tank too!”
“Not the tires slipping, but his guts letting loose!”
“Johnny’s tank’s full of beans!”
“Chili bean-powered engine? That’s failing emissions for sure!”

From that day on, Johnny earned the nickname:
“Blazing Johnny.”

■ Johnny’s Revenge!

The fart story became a legendary joke.
But Johnny had a secret plan:
I’m gonna turn this shame around.

“I don’t hate being laughed at.
I just hate letting that laughter go to waste.”

So he came up with an idea:

Fart Bread.

If they’re gonna laugh,
he’d bake the laugh into the bread—and turn it into business.

His design?
A cute cartoon butt with a little puff of air escaping.

“If this becomes bread, it won’t just be bread—it’ll be the funniest thing in town!” Johnny grinned.

■ Miracle Hit – Packing Scented Laughter in a Bag

Johnny baked his prototype and launched “Fart Bread” —
and it was a smash hit.

The bag read:
“Laugh from the morning. Life is a tragedy worth bursting out laughing about.”

The whole town buzzed:

“Is this really modeled after Johnny’s fart?”
“That’s insanely cool!”
“Regular bread is boring, but this one makes you smile and lift up your spirits!”

Bread that makes you laugh with every bite.
Bread that lightens your worries just a little.

A new era where ‘aroma’ and ‘silliness’ sell side by side.

Johnny didn’t hide his past failings —
he proudly used them as weapons to win hearts.

■ A New Legend – Turning the Night You Were Laughed At into a Morning That Sells

Fart Bread was more than a joke.

Kids gathered at the bakery, moms chuckled softly.

Bikers snorted, “They’re laughing again,”
and bought three bags every week.

Johnny told the town:
“Failure is part of life. But if you can enjoy that failure,
there’s nothing you can’t make work.”

And so BIKER’S BREAD created a new legend.

■ Tough Men Don’t Cover Up

Johnny didn’t just teach how to bake bread.
He showed the art of burning just right in life.

Men tend to cover up.
Shame. Past. Scars. Weakness. Farts.

But listen —

“Shame ain’t about whether you can blow it away.
It’s about laughing, baking it up, and serving it to others.”

That day, Johnny didn’t cover up.
He left the lid off,
and let one rip to the sky.

A bike won’t roar unless the engine screams.

Legends ain’t some grand thing.
They’re about laughing at yourself, and baking yourself again.

That’s the heat that counts.

Don’t cover it up. Let it smell. Your whole damn life.

Today, the town still smells something.

Is it fresh bread?

Or the smell of legend?

That’s for you to decide.

To be continued!

→ Fire Up the Next Loaf...

Episode 3──The Bread Battle Royal

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